Lyrics

My Love Affair With Urgent Care
©Rhan Wilson 2025

It all began when I met you
I was drinking by the pool
I fell for you, I split my head I was such a fool - thought I was dead
you took me in and sewed me up real good
And I showered you with riches
When you took out all my my stitches
thus began my love affair with urgent care

Our second date I was smitten
when I was bitten on my hand
that mongrel chomped down to the bone a bite so grand called you on the phone
you took me in and bandaged up my wounds
Just put put me on a gurney and I won’t call my attorney
carry on my love affair with urgent care

It’s my love affair with urgent care.
I don’t care if my robe is open and you see my derrière
It’s my love affair with urgent care
I’m dying to see you again

One day while hiking in the mountains
My ankle took a turn
I hit the path I couldn’t walk I felt the burn O what a shock
My buddy Sven he made a crutch for me
I almost went into a coma when I spied that hematoma
Once Again, my love affair with urgent care

It’s my love affair with urgent care
I don’t care if my robe is open and you see my derrière
It’s my love affair with urgent care.
I’m dying to see you again

You caught my gaze with a bramble
That went deep into my eye
It got all pussy got all red It wouldn’t budge to you I fled
I had to wait until it was my turn
Well, It kinda made me horny-a as you flushed out my left cornea
Can’t you see it’s a love affair with urgent care

It’s my love affair with urgent care
I don’t care if my robe is open and you see my derrière
It’s my love affair with urgent care.
I’m dying to see you again

You all are sure my idols
Since you’ve taken all my vitals
my medicare affair with urgent care

I believe we’ve quite a future
From the way you tied that suture
my black and blue affair with urgent care